Teenage Houdinis: Outdoor Lighting Turned Parents into Nighttime Ninjas!

Hey there, fellow parenting warriors! Our owner, Nick, recently shared a delightful story from a couple of our favorite customers about their teenage Houdini on The Consumer Quarterback Show. We’ve adapted it for you to enjoy here and included a link to the podcast spot!

If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably spent countless nights pacing the floor, wondering if your teenage daughter is plotting her next great escape. Well, folks, we’ve got news for you – we’ve discovered the ultimate secret weapon in the war against teenage sneak-outs, and it’s not a high-tech security system or an army of guard dogs. Nope, it’s something way cooler and way more unexpected – outdoor lighting!

That’s right, you heard us correctly. Outdoor lighting has turned us into nighttime ninjas, able to spot our teenage Houdini the moment she thinks she’s pulling off her vanishing act. Let us explain how our newfound, beautifully illuminated yard has become our secret weapon.

The Accidental Upgrade

It all started innocently enough when we decided to spruce up our outdoor space. We wanted to create a cozy haven for evening gatherings and maybe do a little stargazing. Little did we know that our desire for a well-lit backyard would morph into a tool for teenage surveillance that even James Bond would envy!

Blinded by Beauty

First, let’s talk about the undeniable charm of outdoor lighting. We chose these stunning string lights that drape across our patio, casting a warm, enchanting glow that even fairytale characters would be envious of. These lights instantly transformed our yard into a magical wonderland, and we felt like we were living in our own personal fairy tale.
We also worked with Decorating Elves to select and install gorgeous tree lights and warm pathlights.

Teenage Sneak-Outs Foiled

But here’s where things get interesting – these lights aren’t just aesthetically pleasing; they’re practically tactical. Picture this: it’s a moonless night, and you’re inside, sipping on your chamomile tea while pretending to watch some late-night TV. Meanwhile, your teenage daughter, thinking she’s as sneaky as a ninja, is attempting to make her grand escape through her bedroom window. But what she doesn’t realize is that our beautiful outdoor lighting has turned our backyard into a spotlighted stage.

As she tiptoes through the grass, she’s practically dancing under the glow of the string lights, her every move visible like she’s on stage at a high school talent show. And just when she thinks she’s home-free, she hears the dreaded whisper of a sliding door. You’ve caught her in the act! Victory for parents everywhere!

Now, we’re not saying we’re out to catch our daughter every time she tries to sneak out. Far from it! We value her independence and trust her to make good choices (most of the time). But we can’t deny the peace of mind that comes with knowing our yard is well-lit and safe, not just for her but for us as well.

So, there you have it, fellow parents – the unexpected joys of outdoor lighting! Not only does it create a magical atmosphere for your evening gatherings and late-night stargazing, but it also inadvertently turns you into nighttime ninjas, ready to thwart any teenage sneak-out attempt. Who knew that something as simple as string lights, tree lights and pathlighting could be your secret weapon in the parenting trenches? Happy parenting, and may the glow be with you!

We would be happy to turn you into black belt parents too! Call your designer at Outdoor Lighting by Decorating Elves to make your backyard stunning and safe! 727.474.2628 or office@decoratingelves.com.